What married people do

There's something going on in our home, and it's downright disturbing.

It's not us. It's the barbies. They keep getting married.

And then, they keep doing what married people do.

I know you don't think you need any more details than that, but I think you do. So let me set the scene for you:

I can hear KK playing happily in her bedroom. It's been a while since I've heard from her, so I figure I'd better check in on her. I open the door and...

*Gasp*

They're at it again.

Ken and Barbie are wrapped up in each others' arms, their faces just millimeters (Barbie inches) away from each other.

KK looks up and informs me that they have just gotten married. And now they will proceed to do what married people do. For the rest of eternity.

With their faces poised in an about-to-kiss position, they SING love songs to each other. For hours and hours.

They must have awesome toothpaste.

Every day, for hours on end, KK's barbies get married and then spend the rest of their lives, wrapped in each others' arms, singing to each other.

Because that's what married people do.

KK knows, because clearly she's learned from the best. If you've ever been to our home, I'm sure you know just how true that is!













ahem ;)