Stop carrying the garbage in the same hand as you carry your keys.
One of these days, the keys are going to go with the garbage while you are on your way to a dentist appointment that you can't cancel without 48 hours notice. You are going to be stuck outside the apartment building in the pouring rain with a baby that wants to nurse and a toddler who needs to pee and the building manager won't be available to let you in.
Keys: left hand. Garbage: right hand.
m'kay?
You didn't really do that did you? Oh my!
ReplyDeleteOh NO! Lessons learned the hard way!
ReplyDeleteOh, that would have made an even better post... but nope, it hasn't happened... yet. I may have to post this "note to self" on the back of my door because it's not the first time I've thought about it, after almost losing my keys.
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